For those of you going to the rally this weekend, I hope you payed attention in 2nd grade music class.
Last night, Stephen Colbert announced a song that all Fear Rally-goers should learn, word for word, to make “Jon Stewart drop a load of reason in his pants.”
Here are the lyrics:
Have you seen the ghost of Jon,
Long white bones with the rest all gone?
Oooooooooooooooo!
Wouldn’t it be chilly with no skin on?
GET TO WORK.
Scary? You decide. I would give it a 2.5 on the 10 point Natalie Portman Rap scale.
BY: TOM FLORES
